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| The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it. |
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- Current Residence: Ireland
- Interests: Film, Music
- Favourite movie: The Blues Brothers, The Abyss
- Favourite band or musician: Stone Roses, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin
- Favourite genre of music: Blues/Rock
- Favourite artist: John Squire
- Favourite poet or writer: Chuck Palahnuik
- Operating System: XP Pro SP2 / Win 7
- MP3 player of choice: Apple iPod Classic 80GB
- Skin of choice: Kupo XP Dark
- Favourite game: Doom 3 / Fallout 3
- Favourite gaming platform: PC / PS3
- Tools of the Trade: Photoshop CS4
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kris
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"Qui audet adipiscitur" - "Who Dares Wins"
~j
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